dickOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Dick who always dreamed of becoming the world's best stripper. He trained every day for 85 hours in order to beat his rival, The Fat Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Dick came armed with a sandal and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Dick emerged as the farty victor! His achievement is celebrated every Halloween .